There are few contests I enter or am allowed to enter but when my orthodontist decided to hold a "Dr. Lathrop T-shirt contest",

I asked for a child size "M".   My competition includes a super-fit triathlete, tons of teenage kids who lack

fat, and other clients who decided to get t-shirts of the correct size.  One thing I have going for me is the American Apparel

Community who encourages ultra-tight clothes, the half-shirt facebook group, and my girfriend who says I look good for being 40.